Polly's Perspective
    Polly has spent her entire life writing and has since become a freelancer, focusing on a variety of topics such as
    dining and entertainment to pets and travel.  When not writing and honing in on her craft as a chocolatier, she studies
    linguistics.
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Created Sunday, December 27, 2015; posted Wednesday, December 30, 2015; filed under Commentary.
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2016 New Years Resolution
Resolution for 2016!

While looking forward to the New Year, I
pondered what my New Years resolution and
then it came to me: I vow in 2016 to buy Spotty
the best dog food on the market!

During the holiday, I received a call from a
skincare company that has been unceasingly
bothering me and has refused to accept, "No!”
…I’m not interested".

They called on the momentous occasion of the
publisher of this newsletter to tell me - not ask -
but tell me that I was going to miss their great
holiday specials, but if I ordered today they
could rush my order in time for Christmas.

I thought to myself, 'I have not bought a thing for
Spotty.  Maybe she would like some lotion or
cream for her paws.  They get so dry in the
winter.'

After a few moments of the nice young woman
on the other end of the line attempting to get my
attention, (I had stopped paying attention to ask
Spotty what she wanted for Christmas).
I thought to myself, 'I have not bought a thing for Spotty.  Maybe she would like some lotion or
cream for her paws.  They get so dry in the winter.'

After a few moments of the nice young woman on the other end of the line attempting to get my
attention, (I had stopped paying attention to ask Spotty what she wanted for Christmas).

"
Yes, yes," I said.  "I'm still here.  You know I think I will let Spotty order a few things.  She hasn’
t had a chance to shop for the holiday.
"

"
That's wonderful ma'am," said the woman.  "Is Spotty?…is that her name?  Is Spotty there with
you?
"

"
Yes.  Just a sec."

"
Woof, woof?"

"
Um ma'am?  Excuse ma'am?  Are you there?"

"
Woof!"

"
Ummmm ma'am, we can't hear you."

"
WOOF! WOOF!  WOOF!"

Click.

I turned to Spotty and said, "
Oh Spotty, Mommy is so sorry that the mean lady hung up on you.  
I guess they are choosy about their clientele, and they have a right to be.  After all, it is their
company.  But I'll make it up to you and let you pick out one of those ugly doggy sweaters you
like to unravel so much.  Would that make it up for the mean lady?
"

"
Wooooof!"



Polly Elliott-Lanz
"Polly's Perspective"