Polly's Perspective
    Polly has spent her entire life writing and has since become a freelancer, focusing on a variety of topics such as
    dining and entertainment to pets and travel.  When not writing and honing in on her craft as a chocolatier, she studies
    linguistics.
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Created Saturday, January 30, 2016; posted Monday, February 1, 2016; filed under Commentary.
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Ya'll Need A Pet!
This morning, I received an email from someone
so frustrated with a telemarketer that she was
prompted to email info for the
"Do Not Call
Registry
."  As I was reading the email, fate
stepped in and rang my phone, not once, but
twice within the hour.  Who do you think was on
the other end??!!  A telemarketer setting
appointments for home improvements!  Ha ha
haaa!  Here, Spotty, come here girl!


Ya'll Need A Pet!

Can you believe it!!!  I received a home
improvement call about 30 minutes ago!  I was
busy, Spotty was tired, so I just told the woman I
was not the homeowner.  Simple.  End of call.

Forty minutes later I receive another call from
the same company, different woman.  I tell the
next woman that she, Spotty, my dawog (that's
'dog' in nasal) Spotty, would loveee to have new
windows, roof, etc.

"
You said your daughter owns the home?'' the
woman asks.
I elaborated with a "Noo."  And with a big smile on my face, I say, "My dawog, Spotty owns it."

"
Ohhh.  I thought you said YOUR daughter owns the home."

In a matter-of-fact tone, I said, "
Nooo.  My dawog, Spotty owns the home and makes all
decisions regarding any and ALL home improvements.
"

In my mind I can see the woman rolling her eyes when she says, "
You have a nice day, ma'am."

I had to laugh after that nice woman hung up.

Ya'll need a pet!



Polly Elliott-Lanz
"Polly's Perspective"